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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2018 05:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Crackdown On Fake News Sees News Curry Shut Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2018 06:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; TL;DR – It’s really not that long This is going to be messy, so take a seat and pull out a box of tissues. We’re about to show you show you some porn. But before that our corporate astrologer said we’ve got to pull the plug on News Curry. Having accepted the buyout offer ...]]></description>
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		<title>Women To Find Answers To Their Problems At The Halfway Point Of A Bottle Says Govt After Removing Ban On Selling Alcohol To Females</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 13:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sri Lankan women are set to find the answers to all their problems at the midway point of a bottle following the decision to legally allow females to purchase alcohol and amending the current archaic and sexist law. One woman said, “I tried finding solace in places including the arms of a man, the paws ...]]></description>
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		<title>Disgraceful Behaviour By JO In Parliament Says UNP Who Behave Disgracefully Outside Parliament</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 12:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several members of the UNP have accused the Joint Opposition of acting disgracefully in Parliament this afternoon in a heated session, while themselves acting disgracefully outside Parliament over the past couple of years. Dr Harsha De Silva said, “I can’t believe that the Joint Opposition have stooped to the same levels as us, albeit in ...]]></description>
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		<title>I Sought Clarification Of My Presidential Term By Supreme Court, As I Was ‘Asking For A Friend’: Maithri</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maithripala Sirisena sought to play down his request for clarification of his term as President of Sri Lanka by the Supreme Court, saying that he while he was aware of the information, he was ‘asking for a friend’. In a statement, the President said, “Some people are beginning to think that I want to be ...]]></description>
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		<title>People Who Don&#8217;t Read Restaurant Reviews Enjoy Their Food More Than People Who Do Confirms Study</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 10:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man who dined at a restaurant oblivious to the fact that was derided by several websites said that it was one of the best meals he ever had until he was informed that it was only rated as ‘meh’ by critics, at which point he decided to change his opinion as well. The man ...]]></description>
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		<title>Ravi Karunanayake Accuses His Full Length Mirror Of Conspiring To Destroy Him</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 07:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Finance Minister, Ravi Karunanayake, today accused a number of parties including his full-length mirror of trying to destroy his character. Talking to journalists outside his office, the disgraced minister said, “Why do you think that the President was referring to me when he made his statement about the Bond Scandal? Just because my name ...]]></description>
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		<title>Having Forgotten To Bring Pens To The Press Conference, Gammanpila Pulls Out Next Best Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2018 08:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real life Loony Toon Udaya Gammanpila today told journalists attending his press conference if they really thought that their pens were mightier than swords while exhibiting a set of the weapons. Having forgotten to take his medication, former Minister Gammanpila waving his sword said, “My brain is no longer the sharpest thing in this room.  ...]]></description>
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		<title>We Also Built A Highway, Only Thing It&#8217;s A Little Short: Harsha De Silva</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2018 03:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rushed to open in time for the Local Government election, the Rajagiriya Flyover has been declared as the world’s smallest highway by the Guinness Book of Records. Local MP, Dr. Harsha De Silva said, “In three years we managed to build one stretch of elevated road and we have opened ahead of both scheduled and ...]]></description>
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		<title>Yala Leopards Relieved Jeeps Not Going Extinct After Brief Drop In Vehicles Entering The Park Reversed By Minister</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 05:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A number of leopards and bears resident in Yala National Park have expressed their relief that a suspected decline in the number of jeeps entering the sanctuary has been arrested following the quick thinking action of a minister in need of votes, requesting permission for up to 600 vehicles to enter per day. One leopard ...]]></description>
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