The ICTA last evening announced that the UNP would be soon able to accept political donations via the popular digital payment gateway Paypal, after non-existent ...
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Cost of Poison soars after Rising Demand from Politicians
The cost of the unpopular beverage Poison has soared in the last few days as a number of politicians have been purchasing stocks to use ...
Read More »UNP propose renaming all cities ‘Colombo’ in bid to win the Election
The UNP general secretary today announced that it has submitted a proposal requesting all cities in Sri Lanka to be renamed Colombo or similar in ...
Read More »Debris from Sri Lankan Airlines Financial Wreckage yet to Wash Up
Commercial Aviation’s biggest mystery – how the former President’s Brother in Law came to be the Chairman of the national carrier despite no relevant experience ...
Read More »Mahinda’s new Astrologer Requests change of Election Date to January 2010
A star gazer who was recently appointed by the former President to help him revive his popularity and also take the blame for a possible ...
Read More »China Threatens to take back Highways
The Chinese government warned that another default on Sri Lanka’s monthly payments, could result in the several expressways built under the former government being repossessed, ...
Read More »Welegedara selected to represent Australia at the Ashes
In a surprise move that has raised eyebrows in the cricket world, Sri Lanka pace bowler Chanaka Welagedara was last night drafted to the Australian ...
Read More »Thisara and Lasith set to open Ministry of Carbs
Two of Sri Lanka’s leading cricketers, Thisara Perera and Malinga, today announced that they would partner and follow in the footsteps of their former teammates ...
Read More »No one in Sri Lanka to talk to each other after launch of Google Loon
In a historic deal announced by the UNP this morning, no one in Sri Lanka will need to have face to face conversations with anyone ...
Read More »BBS recruits Liam Neeson as Extremist Measure against ISIS call threats
Extremist group Bodu Bala Sena today said that they would be taking a number of measures including going in to hiding, changing names and addresses ...
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