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The month of December has been reported to the FCID for allegedly taking money from everyone who was having fun and celebrating Christmas and New ...
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Newlyweds Who Went To Airport Early For New Check-In Time Celebrate Silver Wedding Anniversary On Reaching Departure Gate
An advisory from the Sri Lankan Aviation Authority regarding the new check-in time has already caused a major issue when a newlywed couple who came ...
Read More »Sri Lankans Celebrate Day Of Mourning Date Change
Sri Lankans up and down the country have broken out in celebration on the news that a day of mourning initially set for 31st December ...
Read More »Archbishop Apologises For Carol Lyrics Mix Up Saying He Had Asked Printer To Use Notorious B.I.G, Not Tupac
Archbishop Cardinal Malcolm Ranjith today issued an apology for the mix-up which saw the Catholic Church print rapper Tupac Shakur’s version of Hail Mary, saying ...
Read More »After ‘Hail Mary’ Mix Up, SL Choir Suspect ‘I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In’ Is A Driveby Anthem
Following the major mix up which briefly raised the prospect that Tupac Shakur is still alive, choir masters up and down the country have been ...
Read More »MasterChef Buddhism, Where Cooks Use Detached Stoves, In Doubt After Customs Seize Aprons
The latest spin-off of the reality TV cooking franchise, MasterChef Buddhism, has been thrown into doubt after producers said that a shipment of aprons that ...
Read More »SL Maid Left Singapore A Businesswoman; Singapore Made Banker Comes To SL A Dodgy Bugger
Following the inspiring story about the Sri Lankan who left the island as a maid and ended up setting up her own business and became ...
Read More »Ravi’s Mouth Autocorrects ‘Loan’ To ‘Facility’ And Pronounces World Bank Loan As ‘Aid’
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake’s autocorrect function has yet to let him say loan properly with the most recent incident involving him announcing that a loan ...
Read More »MR Forced To Revise Proposed Name For His One Man Political Party After ‘Rogue One’ Released
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has been forced to re-think a name for his new party after the release of the latest Star Wars movie this ...
Read More »Behind The Scenes Feature In ‘2016: A Year Of Protests’ DVD Just A Still Of Rajapakse Family
A year-end DVD titled ‘Sri Lankan 2016 – 12 months Of Protests’ to be released next week will include a behind the scenes of feature ...
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