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Ravi Says Ransomware Attack Has Given Him An Idea For Getting The Country Out Of Debt
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake today said that Sri Lanka will be debt free by the end of the year, announcing a new program to raise ...
Read More »Scooby Doo Shortlisted For FBI Director As Trump Seeks Investigative Skills And Loyalty
A leaked document from the FBI has revealed that mystery solving canine Scooby Doo is among the candidates shortlisted by US President Donald Trump to ...
Read More »Modi, Ranil and Maithiri Sign Major Agreement To Practice Connecting Hi-Fives In Public
Following the dire attempt earlier this week to hi-five each other that ended up with all parties concerned left hanging, Indian President Modi has signed an ...
Read More »All Bra Throwing Practices Suspended As Pitbull Cancels Concert
Mr Worldwide (which to me is just North and South America), Pitbull, today announced that had cancelled his scheduled visit to Sri Lanka and other ...
Read More »Prisoners Granted Pardon For Vesak Asked To Let Back In Due To Better Conditions Inside
The 500 prisoners who were yesterday granted freedom as a gesture of goodwill by the President for Vesak have today submitted an application to be ...
Read More »Tax Free Luxury Vehicle Vesak Dansala Proves To Be A Surprising Hit With SL Politicians
Ditching the numerous rice and curry, narang juice and yoghurt dansals in their respective constituencies, ministers from both sides of the aisle were seen scampering ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Facebook Users Upset As Customer Makes Complaint Direct To Restaurant
Sri Lankan social media users are up in arms following a decision by a disgruntled customer to make a complaint direct to the establishment without ...
Read More »Govt Tell Those Who Fall Ill During GMOA’s Indefinite Strike To Try Get A Facebook ‘Amen’ Instead
With the GMOA set to launch an indefinite strike because they are threatened by newly qualified medical students from a private school which does not ...
Read More »E Channelling Launches ‘Book A GMOA Doctor On The Street While He Is Striking’ Service
Patients who are unable to seek medication due to the insecurity issues of their local public doctor are now able to channel him on the ...
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