Presidential candidate and all-round douche bag Donald Trump said that he is no longer worried about losing the US presidential election as he can then ...
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Cricketers Reject SLC Contract; Begin Talks With Sajith Premadasa For New Jobs
As a result of the contractual impasse between Sri Lanka Cricket and the team, a source close to negotiations has revealed that a number of ...
Read More »Following Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize Win, Iraj Set To Submit ‘Giniyam Rae’ For Gratien Award
Singer-songwriter and soft porn director Iraj said he has been inspired by the awarding of the Nobel Prize for Literature to Bob Dylan and is ...
Read More »Govt Set To Purchase Sorry.com Domain To Explain What Happened To Yahapaalanaya
The Ministry Of Finance has authorised the purchase of the domain name Sorry.com, as part of Government strategy to explain why Yahapaalanaya has disintegrated to ...
Read More »Ravi Reports Fake Social Media Accounts. Social Media Reports Fake Minister Of Finance
Following the news that Ravi Karunanayake has reported the existence of fake social media accounts are being run in his name, people on social media ...
Read More »Samsung’s PR Team Relieved To Only Have To Deal With Exploding Phones And Not Daham
Despite facing a multi-million dollar loss as a result of exploding phones, Samsung’s PR team has issued a release saying that it could be worse ...
Read More »British People Finally Have A Word To Describe Brexit – ‘Aiyo’
Despite the numerous articles written on the subject journalists and the people of Britain finally have an official word to accurately describe Brexit, with the ...
Read More »With Their Sarongs And Beards, Hipsters Of Barefoot Accused Of Culturally Appropriating Veddas
A number of Colombo Hippies, who regularly congregate at Barefoot Cafe, have been accused of culturally appropriating from native Veddas after a historian recorded a ...
Read More »SL Will Take The Lead In Breakthroughs. My Son Started Last Weekend: President
The President today announced that the government will create a suitable environment for investment and breakthroughs, the latter which is already underway as of last ...
Read More »I Was Just Implementing Govt Policy Of Breaking Down Barriers To Entry: Daham Sirisena
Following a ‘do you know who my father is’ ego driven altercation outside a Colombo nightclub, Daham Sirisena has defended his and his goon’s actions ...
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