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A minority of Chelsea FC fans, whose share a similar outlook to those supporting the ‘Singh-Le’ movement, today said that they are also claiming lineage from a Lion and will promote their campaign under the title ‘Enga-Le’ from next week.
A spokesman for the group said, “We were informed of that a bunch of moronic idiots, were keen on highlighting their direct genetic connection to lions, based on a fable of zoophilia. Judging by the way we some of us act, we too may have descended as a result of a similar encounter. Another thing we have in common is the symbolic lion on our respective flags. Of course, neither of our groups believe this is just symbolic and is literally who we are. So we too are claiming Lion blood and have decided to launch a campaign called ‘Enga-Le’ which will replicate the ‘Singa-Le’ campaign here in England’
Chelsea skipper John Terry said, “There is no doubt that I am also a descendant of a Lion, and it is likely that it could well be Singhabahu’s dad. If you recall he kept a woman in a cave, and I can say that thought has harboured my mind too. Of course, I would keep more than one woman in my lair and it wouldn’t be the first time. It also means that my promiscuity wouldn’t be a problem for anyone.”
Former Chelsea Manager, Jose Mourinho said “I tried hard to manage the pride but I could not get them to play together so the Russian owner of this circus kicked me out. I worked better with the title-hungry African Lions who were more obedient. These European Lions are very petulant.”
