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The Sri Lanka Higher Education Ministry said that it was looking forward to the arrival of Cosmic Debris WT1190F, which is expected to land off the southern coast of the island today, and also the impending departure of Chichi Rajapakse, also known as WTF0003, in the first ever student exchange programme with a space object.
The object, which also has a pet name ‘Snoopy’, is being tracked by International Space Agencies while the third son of the former first family, whose pet name could also be confused for a domesticated canine, is being monitored by the FCID and his accounts, together with those of his family will be tracked on suspicion that he may be trying to smuggle money out of the world, when there is a limit of USD$10,000.
The falling debris, which has been classified as ‘junk’, is expected to take up fill up the position left vacant by Mr Rajapakse who is a member of the research section at the Faculty of Science, while by heading in to space Rohitha is expected to feature in the next instalment of the Hollywood blockbuster, Gravity.
A leaked memo suggests that Mr Rajapakse’s first words will be ‘Okay guys, I know I drank a lot last night but why am I in space and why is everything spinning?’
