Arjun Aloysius Starts Tracing Relationship To New Central Bank Governor Dr. Coomaraswamy

Part owner of Perpetual Treasuries Arjun Aloysius has begun the process of searching for any family relationship Dr. Indrjit Coomaraswamy in order to force a closer bond with the new Central Bank Governor who was appointed this morning.

Speaking from his bonded warehouse Mr. Aloysious said, “They say keep your friends close and enemies closer, but keep your closest bond with your family even if through marriage. Unfortunately, my father in law rode a bit too close to the law and had to pay the price and it looks like he has pre-matured. So to try and get some insider dealing done in the future bond auctions it looks like I will have to see if I have any other relations in the Central Bank. I am really hoping that I can trace a relationship to Dr. Comaaraswamy”

Outgoing Central Bank Governor Arjun Mahendran said, “Game Over. I was hoping to help out my son in law in perpetuity but looks like that ain’t going to happen. Anyway, we’ve made enough money for our grandchildren to have a great life but I wonder how our great-grandchildren will cope. Hopefully, we can get involved in another scam soon.”