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A number of people who were trying to determine the actual distance of a stone’s throw were today arrested when it was discovered they were ...
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Translation Racket Busted: Chinese Translations At Local Restaurants Revealed As Kung Fu Moves
A massive scandal erupted this afternoon after a tourist who visited a Chinese restaurant and is versed in the language was surprised to find out ...
Read More »Newly Recruited SL Customs Sniffer Dogs Demand Cut Of Commissions To Buy Juicy Bones
A group of sniffer dogs recently recruited by Sri Lankan Customs have announced that they will be forming a union in order to ensure they ...
Read More »Woman Who Switched To Bar Soap Feeling More Empowered And Confident Than When Using Lux
A woman who decided to switch from Lux to unbranded bar soap said that despite her concerns, she managed to come away from her shower ...
Read More »Rajapakses To Hold Rare (And Predicted To Be Short Lived) Family Reunion After Basil Released
The former first family is expecting to hold a rare reunion this afternoon which has been organised on very short notice in order to ensure ...
Read More »Father Of Girl Abducted By Her Brother Wants To Clarify VAT Position on Ransom Before Paying
The father of the girl who was recently abducted her brother has said he is negotiations with his son to determine if VAT is applicable ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Rejected For Job In Australia Says She Is Not Brown Skinned But Tanned
A Sri Lankan woman who was recently rejected for a job as a result of her brown-skinned has said that it was actually a tan ...
Read More »Geetha Gives Birth To 19 Million During Paadha Yatra After Revealing 20 Million People Attended
Popular actress and unpopular opposition MP Geetha Kumarasinghe has set the record for the birthing the most number of children after revealing that 20 million ...
Read More »Leaked Memo Reveals That Paada Yatra Was Actually One Big Pokemon Go Hunt
Wimal Weerawanse, Shadow Minister Of Making Threats, today revealed that the recently concluded Paada Yatra was actually one long Pokemon Go hunt that was conducted ...
Read More »Pulitzer Prize Shortlists Daily Mirror For Global Scoop On ‘Norwegian PM’s Holiday in SL’ Story
The committee that awards the Pulitzer Prize, recognised as the foremost award in journalism, this morning announced that for the first time a Sri Lankan ...
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