The CEB said that it had traced the source of the islandwide power interruption to an Aunty Valerie’s residence in Nawala after it was discovered ...
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#BlackLivesMatter Concerned #Blackout Trending In SL; Tourism Minister Says Everyone Welcome
Adding to the chaos of yesterday, the Tourism Minister has issued a statement this morning telling all tourists that they are welcome to the island ...
Read More »SLC Selection Committee Say They Only Pick Squad Not Shirt As ‘Rainbow Throws Up’ Design Selected
The newly appointed Sri Lanka Cricket Selection Committee have distanced themselves from the team shirt that was unveiled this morning, after saying that they are ...
Read More »I Am Not Getting Credit Due For Giving The Country An ‘Outstanding’ Debt Record – MR
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse said that he should be thanked for the IMF’s recent report which suggested that Sri Lanka’s debt was incredibly ‘outstanding’ and ...
Read More »Number Of Schools Come Forward To Offer Shunned Education Minister A Place To Study Basic Health
The Prime Minister has instructed the Ministry of Health to find an appropriate school to admit the Minister of Education, Akila Kariyawasam, so that he ...
Read More »‘I Will Inject Myself With The Blood Of The Child As We Are The Same Type – Red’ Ranjan
Social Empowerment and Welfare Deputy Minister Ranjan Ramanayake today said that he was willing to be injected with the blood of the child whose parents ...
Read More »Education Minister Must Be Separated From His Family To Prevent The Spread Of Insanity Says PM
The Prime Minister today said that Education Minister Akila Kariyawasam must immediately be separated from his family in order to prevent the spread of stupidity, ...
Read More »Following Shooting Spate, Tourist Board To Change ‘Miracle Of Asia’ Tagline To ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’
The Sri Lanka Tourist Board are considering a new marketing approach to target high net worth foreign gangsters, who enjoy relaxing on a beach after ...
Read More »‘You Have To Be Independent To Hang Out At Independence Square’ Says Cultural Affairs Minister
The Minister for Cultural Affairs, who is currently stuck in the 19th century, has said that a number of people sacrificed their lives for Independence ...
Read More »Kuliyapitiya Villagers Ask Locals To Cover Ears If Someone Mentions HIV As They Could Catch Virus
A number of villagers from Kuliyapitiya, who believe that a broken bone is communicable through touching an injured person’s plaster cast, have asked locals not ...
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