The Department of Wildlife said that as a result of the disabling of mobile phone networks and data within Yala National Park, they expected a ...
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NewsCurry: Election in Briefs – 16th July
Welcome to the first edition of the NewsCurry’s Election Updates. With news breaking more often than Ministers breaking away from the UPFA Alliance it’s a ...
Read More »Woman involved in Malabe Police Fracas recruited by Mahinda to give Maithri Rebuttal
A woman who threatened a Police Officer last evening in a video that went viral (see below), was today said to have been recruited by ...
Read More »I Will Remain Neutral, Unless You Support Mahinda: Maithri
The President last evening redefined the word neutral after saying he would not support anyone in the upcoming elections unless they were contesting under the ...
Read More »Jobless People Now Worried That Duminda will Join Them
Several jobless people who congregated outside the UPFA headquarters last night in a failed attempt to demand the party give the Former MP a nomination ...
Read More »Mud and Slingshot Sales Soar as Nominations Revealed
Sales of mud hit a new peak last night as nominees for the upcoming general elections began stockpiling truckloads of the stuff to be used ...
Read More »Sujweewa Senasinghe Appointed Poster Boy for Upcoming Elections
UNP MP, Deputy Minister of Justice and all round pretty guy Sujeewa Senasinghe has been appointed Poster Boy for the upcoming Elections by the Commissioner ...
Read More »Labour and Lib Dems Hoping to join the UNFGG Coalition
Having faced defeat at the UK General Elections over the summer the Labour Party and Lib Dems have made contact with Sri Lanka’s newly formed ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Ready to Replace Greece in Europe
The Government of Sri Lanka submitted an application last evening to replace Greece, after it emerged that the latter country’s creditors are refusing to accept ...
Read More »Election Commissioner Publishes Children’s Show and Tell Book
The Election Commissioner last evening published a Show and Tell Book targeted at the infants who are about to play the Election Game from which ...
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