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Having developed a new hirsute image, former MP Mervyn Silva is yet again attempting to re-enter politics and announced his plan to form a new ...
Read More »I Am Going To Form Local Branch Of BJP: Mervyn Silva, After Going For The Modi Look
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I Am Trying To Get Thin Enough To Slip Out In Between The Bars Of My Prison Cell: Wimal
The only human member of the Looney Tunes, MP Wimal Weerawanse today said that they real reason behind his hunger strike was to try and ...
Read More »Sri Lankan MPs Not Afraid Of Losing Jobs To Robots; Say ‘Stupidity Cannot Be Automated’
Despite job automation threatening to cause chaos in the labour market, a group of Sri Lankan Ministers of Parliament have said that their jobs are ...
Read More »I Fought For Independence In 1948 As A Spermatozoa: Trump University Graduate Chathura
Having graduated Summa Cum L(ouder) from the now defunct Trump University of Alternative Facts, MP Chathura Senaratne today reminded the public that he fought for ...
Read More »Arjuna Mahendra Reapplies To Be Central Bank Governor As Perpetual Treasuries Faces Bankruptcy
Former Governor of the Central Bank, Arjuna Mahendra has reapplied to his previous role after news emerged that the financial institution belonging to his son ...
Read More »Following Recent Media Statements G.L. Peiris To Become World’s First Professor In Alternative Facts
Joint Opposition MP GL Peiris has been tipped to become world’s first Professor of Alternative Facts ahead of US Press Secretary Sean Spicer following a ...
Read More »Famous Saying Reworded As ‘Lies, Damn Lies & Bandula Gunawardena’ After MP Caught Out
The English literary world has been informed that a famous quote popularised by Mark Twain is to be updated with the word ‘statistics’ replaced by ...
Read More »After Another Episode Of Unrest It Should Be Obvious That Hambayos Hail From Hambanthota
Following yet another protest in the south of the country over the weekend, etymologists have said that a group of people who have been described ...
Read More »I Toppled Previous Government So I Can Definitely Topple This Government As Well: Mahinda
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has said that his experience in toppling his own Government will serve him well when he decides to topple the current ...
Read More »Ravi’s Mouth Autocorrects ‘Loan’ To ‘Facility’ And Pronounces World Bank Loan As ‘Aid’
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake’s autocorrect function has yet to let him say loan properly with the most recent incident involving him announcing that a loan ...
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