Education Minister Must Be Separated From His Family To Prevent The Spread Of Insanity Says PM

The Prime Minister today said that Education Minister Akila Kariyawasam must immediately be separated from his family in order to prevent the spread of stupidity, with several Members of Parliament already contaminated having been in close proximity to him.

The Education Minister showed initial symptoms of the crazies when he recently castigated the family of a boy whose parents are suspected of having HIV for providing him with a reasonable family life and trying to give him an education just like every other child should have access to.

Having seen the interview the Prime Minister said, “ I have no doubt that Mr Kariyawasam is showing symptoms of madness and I have been asked that it is contained. As such we have requested that he is separated from his family immediately. We will keep them in protective custody, but it won’t be anywhere near Parliament as that place is affected as well. Once we find out if we can cure him we will decide the next course of action. But for the moment, the public is safe as long as they don’t watch that interview and we have asked Youtube to take it down.”

In a similar fashion to the Kuliyapitiya Villagers who remonstrated against the child who had HIV, a number of MPs have said that the Education Minister should immediately be sent to another Parliament. One minister said, “You can see that some of us are already bonkers especially economically, so we can’t afford any further spread of madness. We don’t accept the science which says that stupidity won’t spread and we ask that he is fired immediately. We hear that the people of Kuliyapitiya are ready to offer him the position of chief medical officer in the village and Ranjan is ready to give him one shot to try and cure him.”