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The Ministry Of Finance has authorised the purchase of the domain name Sorry.com, as part of Government strategy to explain why Yahapaalanaya has disintegrated to a farce.
The domain is being purchased as part of the disaster management strategy that the government is trying to implement after being hauled from one crisis to another, from day to day. A spokesman for the ICT said, “We were tasked with finding a suitable domain name for the purpose those we initially tried included ‘Whatbananafloweristhis.com’ and ‘NavaGiluanthBanChoon.com’ but both are unavailable. We then decided to adopt a more conciliatory stance which is why managed to secure Sorry.com, which was previously owned by a group of British people who thought it would be a good idea to leave the EU and were now regretting it.”
“Through Sorry.com, the President intends to explain why the country is in the position it is in today, which will involve pointing the finger of blame to the misdeeds of the previous government. Mr. Sirisena will also explain how he intends to make things right which will involve acting just like the previous government,” he added.
In a related story, it has been uncovered that Yahapaalanaya.lk contains almost the same content as Rajapakse.lk but with different pictures.
