Protocol For Dealing With Protocols Where Protocols Aren’t Followed To Be Protocoled: Govt

ProtocolFollowing a recent outburst at a school prize giving ceremony where the infantile behaviour was displayed by the adults rather than the children, the Government said that it would be looking into introducing a protocol where there has been a breach in protocols in order to avoid news about protocols.

The incident occurred when a Chief Minister who was cheesed off for either not getting a ride in a helicopter, not being invited on to the stage at a school prize giving or not receiving enough media attention, decided to lash out a naval officer who allegedly breached protocol. What followed was a game of ‘Guess which shoulder of yours I am standing behind’, before the Minister then confronted the Governor.

Speaking at the event, the Chief Minister dispensed some advice to the best performing school child and said “Get out from here idiot. If you don’t know what protocol is, just get out. Who the hell are you to stop me?” to which the child replied “I thought the protocol was that you call me to the stage and collect a prize from you. I didn’t know I have to now join the navy.”

All parties involved are now involved in the ‘Who can we blame’ protocol.

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