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A leaked document from the FBI has revealed that mystery solving canine Scooby Doo is among the candidates shortlisted by US President Donald Trump to be the new Director of the Bureau, as he seeks someone with experience in criminal investigation and loyalty, following the forced departure of former director James Comey.
Sean Spicer, who might as well be the President’s pet dog said, “I cannot comment on this document as it is fake news. However, it is no secret that President Trump is seeking certain qualities in the next person to take over the running of the FBI and Scooby Doo’s profile certainly matches that. In the administration’s view, Mr Doo has a long and illustrious history of conducting investigations and successfully ensuring that none of them involved the Russians.”
Scooby Doo said, “If the document is to believed then I am thrilled to be in the running, which is what I normally do when I see my own shadow during the course of solving a crime. If I am selected I will bring my team along with me including Shaggy who will manage the FBI’s communication policy, mainly by saying ‘Zoinks’ whenever the President asks us to carry out a task. In the spirit of this administration’s nepotism, I will also be hiring Scrappy Doo.”
The leaked document indicated that Marmaduke did not possess enough experience in solving crimes while Brian’s British accent ruled him out.
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