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The number of members remaining in the SLFP and the party symbol have finally aligned as a result of the mass exodus over the last few days, leaving supporters able to count the remaining representatives on one hand.
Speaking to the press, the member who goes by the designation Thumb said “It’s taken a while to get here and achieve five party memberships which is what we were aiming for as an optimal number. There were too many people involved over the last few years and many could not keep up with the lowering standards and morals that were required to make the final five”
At the rate we are going we hope that by Election day we will be down just to the middle finger, who already got that shown to him on the 8th of January, but had failed to understand its significance
On the other hand the fingers are bring pointed within the party to find out whom to blame for the current predicament
