Bodu Bala Sena To Form A Political Joke

The BBS today announced that it would seeking to register itself with the Elections Commissioner as a joke for future elections. The circus of saffron robbed clowns, who currently make people smirk with their loud and lurid outbursts and are not immune to getting cake on their face, said they felt there were not enough jokers contesting and that they sought to represent the first inhabitants of this island who are being marginalised and destroyed by government programmes – dinosaurs.

The party are hoping to contest under symbol of a big red nose.