Arjun Mahendran today started his new role as the former Governor of the Central Bank, and was officially disappointed by President Maithiripala Sirisena who handed ...
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Arjun Aloysius Starts Tracing Relationship To New Central Bank Governor Dr. Coomaraswamy
Part owner of Perpetual Treasuries Arjun Aloysius has begun the process of searching for any family relationship Dr. Indrjit Coomaraswamy in order to force a ...
Read More »Ceiling Fan, Whose Son Wasn’t Admitted To School, Charged With Attempted Murder Of Minister
A ceiling fan is being held in custody after attempting to murder Minister Palitha Thevarapperuma last afternoon following the news that the fan’s son was ...
Read More »Life Expectancy Of Sri Lankans Increase; People To Suffer Additional Years Of Govt Ineptitude
Following the news that the life expectancy of Sri Lankans had increased by an average of six years since 2001 the entire population has complained ...
Read More »Journalism Replaced By Crap News (And Tissues) At Daily Mirror
The Daily Mirror today announced that in a major shake-up, real news would be finally taking a back seat to news about crap as the ...
Read More »If Allegations Against Me Are Proved I Will Go Home, Like I Do Every Evening, Says Arjuna
Minister for Ports and Shipping Arjuna Ranatunga today said that he will go home, just like he does every evening if any of the allegations of ...
Read More »‘Unlike A Govt Issued One, The Bond Between Us Has No Maturity Date’: Ranil to Mahendran
Ranil Wickremasinghe today announced that he would be issuing a single Bond with no maturity date and an outstanding yield and that it has been ...
Read More »George Martin Refuses Writing Mahendran Into Game Of Thrones Fearing He Can’t Be Written Out
Game of Thrones author George RR Martin, today announced that he will not be writing in the character of Arjuna Mahendran into the novels or ...
Read More »‘A Fate Worse Than Death’ Says Rajitha After Hearing Filipino MPs To Give Up Luxury Cars
Health Minister Rajitha Senaratne has embarked on a fundraising drive to help MPs in the Philippines purchase luxury vehicles after being made aware that they ...
Read More »Online Passport Applications Launched; Wimal’s Wife First Person To Apply, Orders 8 Copies
In a bid to outdo Jason Bourne for the most number of passports owned, Sashi Weerawanse today said that she has applied for 8 passports ...
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