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The Foreign Ministry today responded to claims that it paid for Mahinda Rajapakse’s recent trip to Uganda saying it only agreed to pay for his ...
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Maithri Returns From Anti-Corruption Summit; Mahinda Back From Anti Anti-Corruption Meeting
While sitting president Maithripala Sirisena is set to arrive in India following his visit to the UK to attend an Anti-Corruption summit, former President Mahinda ...
Read More »Ten Year Old Sri Lankan Girl Scores Higher IQ Than Combined Members Of Parliament
A ten-year-old Sri Lankan girl residing in the UK not only passed the Mensa IQ test with the highest possible mark at a recent sitting ...
Read More »Public To Wash Clothes In Shrimp Feed & Bathe In Diamonds As Water Declared Non-Essential Good
Several women have complained that they will have to endure bathing with their best friend as a result of the V.A.T increase imposed on the ...
Read More »Public Asked To Be 15% Less Ill In Order To Avoid The Increase in V.A.T. On Healthcare
The Government, whose definition of essential services does not seem to include healthcare, has issued a notice asking all those who are planning on falling ...
Read More »Harin Fernando, Who Gets A Phone Allowance, Says Increased Telecom Charges Won’t Affect Public
Telecommunications and Digital Infrastructure Minister Harin Fernando, who receives a phone allowance as part of his ministerial package, today said that the increase in telecom charges ...
Read More »Reports Suggest Sarath Fonseka Says He Ended The War But Started The Fight
Field Marshall Sarath Fonseka, who was appointed through the back door of the National List purely in order to agitate the former regime, has been ...
Read More »Mahinda Given Running Shoes And Sprinting Lessons After Personal Security Withdrawn
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse was today presented with a pair of running shoes together with a session of free lessons in the art of sprinting ...
Read More »Guys Reluctantly Tell Girlfriends They Have To End Calls 15% Earlier Due To VAT Increase
A number of men have told their girlfriends that as a result of the removal of the exemption of VAT on phone calls which will ...
Read More »After Beyonce’s “Lemonade”, Elephant House Hope Jay – Z’s Album Is Called “Bitter Lemon”
Following the surprise release of Beyonce’s latest musical endeavour “Lemonade”, which resulted in an island-wide sales boost of the beverage, Elephant House is hoping that ...
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