NewsCurry Breaking news and serving it up in pieces
The Daily Mirror today announced that in a major shake-up, real news would be finally taking a back seat to news about crap as the leading line of reporting after carrying a story awash with debris on the homepage of their website.
The article, which doesn;t add a single shred of value to any of it’s readers, was featured as the top story on the website this afternoon after the editor decided that tissues is one of the most important issues of the day. Speaking via social media, he said, “Politics is a load of shit anyway, so we thought it only relevant that other news that actually helps deal with shit should take prominence on the website. It’s not like there were more important stories like the Prime Minister disputing the countries borrowing figures or the shooting of suspects outside a court.”
“Our readers were sick of the crap being dished out by our site on a daily basis so we decided to have a go at cleaning it up. I’m off for a quick drink now. Bottoms Up! ” he added.
