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Wife of Republican presidential nominee and general douchebag Donald Trump, Melania, is set to make a surprise endorsement of Hilary Clinton in her next speech after her team of speechwriters have turned to Michelle Obama’s most recent speech for inspiration.
Having plagiarised the current first lady just last week, Ms. Trump has not indicated that she would not do this again, which signalled further use of the CTRL-C, CTRL-V function by her team. A leaked document shows that she will tell the nation that “I trust Hillary to lead this country because I’ve seen her lifelong devotion to our nation’s children, not just her own daughter, who she has raised to perfection, but every child who needs a champion, kids who take the long way to school to avoid the gangs, kids who wonder how they’ll ever afford college, kids whose parents don’t speak a word of English, but dream of a better life, kids who look to us to determine who and what they can be.”
Melania Trump is also set to thank “her husband Barack Obama for his wonderful years of service as the President of the United States of America” while adding a bit of originality to state she is “hoping that her current husband Donald Trump will be the next Commander In Chief to which he is solely unsuited for.”
Ms. Trump added that her team has also been looking further afield for inspiration for her next speech and is set to admonish Sri Lankan cricketer Muralitharan for coaching the Australian Cricket team and said he was a “traitor”.
