Our Batting Takes The Biscuit So We Don’t Need Any In The Dressing Room: Asanka Gurusinghe

SLC Team Manager Asanka Gurusinghe today announced that taking biscuits in to the dressing room will be banned in future as a result of the team taking the biscuit on the field.

While wiping the crumbs from his face, the former national player said, “Because we aren’t delivering any cracking results and our opponents have been creaming us, I have had to take some drastic action. Some of the players are puffed up and this is something that I have been tasked with addressing. However, we will still allow them to have a large serving of rice and curry.”