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The government today kicked started what it termed its most effective waste management programme by initiating the immediate disposal of all stinking and filthy rich politicians, both past and present, by placing them in their respective bins separated by party to be taken away by the authorities.
A world leading expert on waste disposal said, “These politicians are well past their due date and are considered by the vast majority of the public to be rubbish. A detailed analysis of the Sri Lankan politicians revealed that although they consider themselves to be recyclable, generally every four years, they are actually non-biodegradable due to the toxic lies that they are composed of. As such the safest way to get rid of them is to place them in a nuclear incinerator. Or else, just like the Terminator, they have a tendency of returning with a larger cache of untruths and false promises.”
“Our advice is to spread the placement of the collected politicians in locations across the country as if they are brought to one place, it will result in the largest landfill site in the world. The UNP trash will be taken to a private and profitable waste-disposal facility in Colombo, while the rubbish from the SLFP bin will be nationalised. The garbage from the JVP bin will be distributed to the people evenly,” he added.
