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The President today announced that the government will create a suitable environment for investment and breakthroughs, the latter which is already underway as of last weekend courtesy of his son, Daham Sirisena.
Speaking at a conference on innovation, the Mr. Sirisena said, “Breakthroughs can happen with enough effort, wooden poles, flower pots and security personnel. I will be providing more of them through the economic development programme and we know that these tools work because that it what resulted in the breakthrough at Clique last weekend when my son decided to innovate his way into the nightclub.”
“As a result of his breakthrough we have seen several benefits including figuring out how to silence people who can talk when most of the world is trying to achieve the opposite. We’ve created a system of pressure and payoffs to achieve this. The best person to lead this process is my son and I have allocated a team of scientists and PSD personnel so that he can achieve more cause more stirs in the world,” he added
Meanwhile, a major operation is underway to remove last weekend from the calendar.
