Those Watches Are Fake


Former eldest son today has refuted allegations that he is possession of a collection of expensive watches as pointed out by his detractors.  Addressing the claims, the former head boy claimed ‘If those watches were real how come I was late for every rally? They were obviously fakes that I wore just to show that this country is inundated with imitation watches. I had requested a commission to be setup to discover how bad the problem was in the country and we immediately realised the severity of the situation when the first commission meeting started 2 hours later than tabled.

Asked what the next steps were the minister said ‘I’m already late to my next meeting. Bye’

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