Following yesterday’s imposition of even more taxes on automobiles, Forbes magazine announced that anyone purchasing a new vehicle in Sri Lanka will be entered to ...
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More of SL Must Be Digitised Especially Politicians, As Analog Models Are Useless: Harin Fernando
Speaking at the Future Forum organised by the UN which actually happened in the past, Minister for Telecommunications Harin Fernando said that one of the ...
Read More »Sujeewa Senasinghe Sacrifices Pieces Of Himself In Bags Marked With His Face To Flood Victims
In one of the most selfless acts witnessed during the recent crisis, Sujeewa Senasinghe has decided to mark donation bags with his face in order ...
Read More »Ravi Challenges Jayanthi Kuru-Utumpala, Who Scaled Everest, To Climb SL Debt Pile
Jayanthi Kuru-Utumpala, the first Sri Lankan to scale Mount Everest and in turn doing the country proud while establishing herself as a super woman, was ...
Read More »Urgent Appeal For People To Pose With Daham Who Has Been Struggling Without Media Coverage
An urgent appeal has been made to help serial photo-bomber Daham Sirisena who has been struggling without media coverage for several months and needs to ...
Read More »Having Made A Killing From Bonds Daniel Craig Retires But Arjuna Mahendra Carries On
Daniel Craig who last evening announced his retirement having portraying 007 in the last four movies of the franchise indicated that the producers should consider ...
Read More »Girl Who Tried To Take Perfect Selfie For Over 5 Days Unaware Of Swelling Flood Around Her
A girl from Biyagama whose photo, like insanity through Parliament, has gone viral said that she was not trying to take selfie in the flood, ...
Read More »Mervyn Goes Full Retard; Claims He Is In Power After Creating Joint Opposition to Joint Opposition
Former Minister Mervyn Silva, who has surpassed levels of full retard, today announced that by creating a Joint Opposition party which opposes the current Joint ...
Read More »We Pay Workers A Lot For Stitching Not A Lot: Manufacturers On Beyonce’s Skimpy Clothing Line
A number of Sri Lankan apparel manufacturers, who have come under fire for allegedly paying low wages to their staff who produce clothes for Beyonce’s ...
Read More »Ranil’s Bullet Proof Car Purchase Approved As Long As He Doesn’t Lower Shutters For Strangers
Parliament is close to delivering a verdict on one of the most closely followed and nationally important issues regarding Ranil’s purchase of two bullet proof ...
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