Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake, who has seen a depreciation in his status over a series of bumbling acts, has urged the government to ditch the ...
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Our New Economic Policy Will Ensure The Redistribution Of Debt Says Minister
The bumbling Ministry of Finance today announced that it would ensure that, unlike the accumulation of wealth, the government will not make it same mistake ...
Read More »Restaurant That Passed Off Cutlet As Frikkadel In Lumprais Reported To Consumer Affairs
A couple who purchased several packets of Lumprais this morning for their Sunday family lunch are being treated for shock after discovering that their order ...
Read More »John Amaratunga To Erect Damaged Walking Path, Having Considerable Experience In That Area
Minister For Tourism, Lands, Christian Religious Affairs and other random portfolios that don’t really go together, said that he would be personally overseeing the erection ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Airlines To Rent Planes To Estranged Husbands For Hijacking In Bid To Lower Debt
The management of Sri Lankan Airlines said that following a strategy meeting last night, they have decided to take advantage of the current trend of ...
Read More »Maithri’s Broken Record About Former Govt. Wrongdoings Released As A 12” Non Stop Megamix
The Presidential Secretariat today said that planning was underway to release Maithripala Sirisena’s broken record about the former government’s misdemeanours as a 12 inch non-stop ...
Read More »CEB Says Statement Promising ‘Uninterrupted Power Supply’ Was Meant To Be Released On 1st April
The Ceylon Electricity Board said that a statement made last week promising the nation an ‘uninterrupted power supply’ was meant to be released on 1st ...
Read More »Leading Doctor To Sue SL Cricket For Bringing The House Down During Last Night’s Match
A leading US medical practitioner with a background in British comedy announced last night he would bring legal action against Sri Lanka Cricket for causing severe ...
Read More »Dawn Of Justice To Hit Cinemas Before It Hits The Legal System In Sri Lanka
The Bar Association of Sri Lanka said that the Dawn of Justice has been severely delayed in the country despite the clear evidence of wrong ...
Read More »BIA On Alert After Immigration Officers Threaten To Stop Asking Unnecessary Questions
Security has been increased at Bandaranaike International Airport following a threat by Immigration Officers who have warned that they will stop asking unnecessary questions from ...
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