Telecommunications and Digital Infrastructure Minister Harin Fernando, who receives a phone allowance as part of his ministerial package, today said that the increase in telecom charges ...
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Two Parliamentarians Given One Week Suspension From Their Jobs Of Not Doing Much
With Sri Lankan Parliamentarians resorting to fisticuffs in order get a story about local politics in the global media, two members of parliament have been ...
Read More »Reports Suggest Sarath Fonseka Says He Ended The War But Started The Fight
Field Marshall Sarath Fonseka, who was appointed through the back door of the National List purely in order to agitate the former regime, has been ...
Read More »Mahinda Given Running Shoes And Sprinting Lessons After Personal Security Withdrawn
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse was today presented with a pair of running shoes together with a session of free lessons in the art of sprinting ...
Read More »Guys Reluctantly Tell Girlfriends They Have To End Calls 15% Earlier Due To VAT Increase
A number of men have told their girlfriends that as a result of the removal of the exemption of VAT on phone calls which will ...
Read More »After Beyonce’s “Lemonade”, Elephant House Hope Jay – Z’s Album Is Called “Bitter Lemon”
Following the surprise release of Beyonce’s latest musical endeavour “Lemonade”, which resulted in an island-wide sales boost of the beverage, Elephant House is hoping that ...
Read More »Joint Opposition Tell Media Not To Use Term “Good” Governance As It Portrays Govt In False Light
Following the missive issued by the Media Ministry to the media warning them against the use of the term “Joint Opposition” as it could be ...
Read More »Ranil Considers Lowering Sri Lankan Airline’s Costs By Offering Wings Contract To Red Bull
Ranil Wickramasinghe is considering offering the provision of wings for future Sri Lankan Airlines airplanes to Red Bull as the Prime Minister looks to stop ...
Read More »Political Parties Increase Productivity For Most Important Non-Beneficial Event: May Day Rallies
Several political parties are expending more effort and resources than they have for any other project or activity in over a year as they undertake ...
Read More »Government Still Observing Nonagathaya
A spokesman for the government today admitted that they had missed the end of the period marking the abstinence from work and were continuing to ...
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