Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe, who owns a sprawling property in Colombo 7, today said that as a result of his plan to create an Economic ...
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First Ever ‘Divorced, Guilty Party’ Matrimonial Advert Published
A man who has admitted to acting in an unbecoming manner during his previous marriage has decided to admit his guilt in an advert published ...
Read More »We’re Going To Have To Endure The Traffic Nightmare Say Ministers Who Got Luxury Car Permits
In an under-reported story which has been doing the rounds, it alleged that Government Ministers received luxury car permits and have been complaining that they ...
Read More »Mahinda Says He Handed Over Country That Was Like A Cake, But Forgot To Pay For It
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse last evening said that the country he handed over was as like a beautiful cake, despite the presence of some nuts ...
Read More »Harsha De Silva Revealed To Be A Normal Politician As VAT Increases Despite His Assurances
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs, Doctor Harsha De Silva was this morning unmasked as a normal politician after the government announced that a 15% increase ...
Read More »President Says Autocorrect Changed Preposterous To Prosperous In Avurudu Text As VAT Increased
President Maithripala Sirisena today blamed the autocorrect function on his phone, saying that he meant to wish the people of Sri Lankan a ‘Preposterous New ...
Read More »Govt Appoints Arjuna Mahendran To Probe Panama Papers; Wela Suda To Oversee Drug Policy
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe today made a series of ironic appointments to mark the start of Avurudu, starting with the appointment of the only Bond ...
Read More »Govt Says Denu Cancelled From Avurudu Formalities Due To Huge Debt Pile, But Can Ganu
The Government today said it would issue a late notice that the Denu part monetary transaction formalities relating to Sinhala and Tamil New Year is ...
Read More »Ravi Says Adoption Of Dollar In Place Of Rupee As National Currency Will Prevent Depreciation
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake, who has seen a depreciation in his status over a series of bumbling acts, has urged the government to ditch the ...
Read More »Derulo Show Goes Smoothly: Mayhem At Clayderman Concert As Aunty Throws Specs At Pianist
While last night’s Jason Derulo Show went off without incident after security at the entrance handed out padlocks to girls to secure their bras, chaos ...
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