The Ministry Of Tourism said that is was buoyed by the news that Protestor World Magazine, a monthly publication that unfortunately gets published quarterly due ...
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Inspired By Kanye, Ravi Releases Rap Album Titled ‘The Life Of Pabilis’ In Bid To Get Zuckerberg To Invest $1 Billion
Ravi Karunanayake, who won a rap battle in Parliament by making up lyrics on the spot to create the hit ‘Budget 2016’, today said that he ...
Read More »Maithri In Germany To Learn How An Economy Was Built By A Nation Of Beer Drinkers
Teetotalling President Maithripala Sirisena arrived in Germany today to learn how a country with a history of division became one of the world’s top economies ...
Read More »Maithri’s Advisors Concerned He Has Been Practicing The Wrong Salute Ahead Of Trip To Germany
A number of Mr Sirisena’s key advisors have expressed their concern that the President has been practising a dated and potentially sensitive salutation ahead of ...
Read More »Love Is No Longer In The Air Due To Pollution (And Idealistic Expectations) Say Environmental Scientists
A group of environmental scientists (basically vegetarian scientists who work outdoors) said that Love has almost certainly dissipated from the earth’s atmosphere with the increasing ...
Read More »Ravi Karunanayake Says He Will Use Newly Detected Gravitational Waves To Attract Foreign Investment
Finance Minister and author of the world’s first U-turn budget, Ravi Karunanayake, today announced that he will harness the power of the newly detected Gravitational ...
Read More »SL Medal Winners At South Asian Games To Visit Yoshitha On Return In Bid To Gain Media Coverage
Several Sri Lankan medal winners and record breakers participating in the South Asian Games have been advised by their media manager that they should visit ...
Read More »Prison Break Returns With Mind Boggling Plot Twist; Gnanasara Tries To Break Back Into Jail
The producers of Prison Break have revealed that fans can expect an exciting new season of the popular TV show when it returns to TV ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Win Gold In The Coconut Dash At The South Asian Games
The Joint Opposition have put their spare time to good use and secured a gold medal for Sri Lanka in the Coconut Dash after literally ...
Read More »Petty Thieves With Balls Pickpocket Political Crooks With Smashed Coconuts
A number of petty thieves decided to bite the hand that feeds them a lunch packet for their efforts as a member of rent a ...
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