The Coconut Cultivation Board of Sri Lanka said that its decision to get former government crooks and their cronies arrested as the marketing strategy is ...
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Inspired by ‘Singha-Le’, Chelsea FC fans also claim to descend from a Lion in ‘Enge-Le’ campaign
A minority of Chelsea FC fans, whose share a similar outlook to those supporting the ‘Singh-Le’ movement, today said that they are also claiming lineage ...
Read More »People Who Don’t Know Any Lyrics Upset That Hummed Version Of The National Anthem Was Not Hummed
Several people who have never learned the lyrics to a single song or poem and thus unable to sing the national anthem in any language ...
Read More »Mirissa Hotels and Restaurants Say They Didn’t Sign Up For Independence in 1948
People in the city of Mirissa, mainly those who own and operate hotels and restaurants that have discriminatory policies towards locals, said that they didn’t ...
Read More »Foreign NGO ‘UNFAIR’ (UN of Foreigners Against Innocent Rajapakses) Behind Arrest Says MR
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse today accused foreign NGOs, specifically the United Nation of Foreigners Against Innocent Rajapakes, commonly known as UNFAIR to be behind the ...
Read More »Yoshitha Requests Food From Home After Being Informed That Quinoa and Avocado Are Not On The Prison Menu
Yoshitha Rajapakse today declined to eat from the prison canteen anymore after being informed by the head chef that some of his favourite meals including ...
Read More »Marco Pierre White Set To Visit Yoshitha After Being Impressed By His Ability To Cook The Books
Celebrity Chef Marco Pierre White, who is currently visiting Sri Lanka, today said that before departing the country he intended to visit Yoshitha Rajapakse in ...
Read More »Yoshitha Rajapakse Expected To Be Declared Seasick And Sent To Prison Hospital Tonight
Seaman and Ruggerite Yoshitha Rajapakse was this evening expected to be diagnosed as suffering from seasickness in a bid to avoid being remanded behind bars ...
Read More »Prisoners Plead For Gnanasara’s Release Saying They Don’t Want To Be Associated With Thugs Like Him
A number of criminals currently behind bars have appealed to the Homagama Magistrates Court requesting the quick release of Gananasara Thera, after concern that their ...
Read More »Ravi Says That He Has Worked Hard To Curb Inflation By Bringing Down The Price Of Shares In The Stock Market
The Finance Minister today said that his Ministry has been working round the clock to address the public’s concern with regards to inflation by taking ...
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