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Ravi Karunanayake Expected To Resort To Crowdfunding Budget Deficit In Parliament This Afternoon
According to sources within the Ministry of Finance, the brother in law of Sri Lanka Insurance Company’s chairman, and in a smaller capacity Minister Of ...
Read More »‘Either We Conduct Investigations Or Do Yahapaalanaya – We Can’t Multitask’ Claims Government
Addressing the increasing levels of public frustration with regards to the lack of any significant progress since the national elections, a spokesman for the Government ...
Read More »Government Blame Immigration Department As Deal To Export Wimal Collapses At The Airport
The Government last evening lay blame on overzealous immigration officers for the collapse in a deal to export major national liability, Wimal Weerawansa, to an ...
Read More »It’s Not Nepotism Because Dhammika Isn’t My Favourite Brother: Arjuna
Former Sri Lanka Cricket Captain and All round Hypocrite, Arjuna Ranatunga, issued a statement saying the appointment of this brother, Dhammika, to the position of ...
Read More »‘I Worked Hard To Get Elected So I Don’t Need To Work Anymore’ Say MPs
A recent study conducted by reading news headlines has revealed that productivity levels of a number of politicians have significantly dropped since the election campaign, ...
Read More »‘I Should Not Have Taken My Father To The UN’: Daham Sirisena
Daham Sirisena, son of Sri Lanka’s President Maithripala Sirisena, today admitted that he should not have taken his father on his recent trip to the ...
Read More »Nelum Pokuna Only Place Big Enough To Hold Cabinet Meetings
The President this afternoon announced that, as a result of the on-going appointment of more people in to cabinet than there are posts, all cabinet ...
Read More »Kanye Inspires Iraj To Contest SL Presidential Election Under The Name Ieezus
Sri Lankan rap artist and part time political campaigner Iraj yesterday revealed that he has been inspired by self promoting celebrity ‘talk before I think’ ...
Read More »Ministry Of Sports To Be Split In To Ball and Non-Ball In Bid To Create New Portfolios
A senior aide to the Prime Minister said that the committee appointed to allocate portfolios and finalise the Cabinet made a significant breakthrough last night, after ...
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