Minister For Telecommunication and Digital Infrastructure, Harin Fernando, has apologised for his recent outburst in Parliament when he was overheard using obscene language including the ...
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Two Parliamentarians Given One Week Suspension From Their Jobs Of Not Doing Much
With Sri Lankan Parliamentarians resorting to fisticuffs in order get a story about local politics in the global media, two members of parliament have been ...
Read More »We’re Going To Have To Endure The Traffic Nightmare Say Ministers Who Got Luxury Car Permits
In an under-reported story which has been doing the rounds, it alleged that Government Ministers received luxury car permits and have been complaining that they ...
Read More »Harsha De Silva Revealed To Be A Normal Politician As VAT Increases Despite His Assurances
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs, Doctor Harsha De Silva was this morning unmasked as a normal politician after the government announced that a 15% increase ...
Read More »Shortage Of Backscratchers Forces President To Make More Unnecessary Ministerial Appointments
An acute shortage of backscratchers in the country has forced President Maithripala Sirisena to make a series of rash and unnecessary ministerial appointments last evening ...
Read More »‘At Least We Are Better Than Previous Lot’ Say Govt Ministers After Getting Caught Doing Dodgy Stuff
A number of Government Ministers have requested that the public refrain from holding them to a higher standard of ethical and moral conduct despite having ...
Read More »Foreign NGO ‘UNFAIR’ (UN of Foreigners Against Innocent Rajapakses) Behind Arrest Says MR
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse today accused foreign NGOs, specifically the United Nation of Foreigners Against Innocent Rajapakes, commonly known as UNFAIR to be behind the ...
Read More »Yoshitha Rajapakse Expected To Be Declared Seasick And Sent To Prison Hospital Tonight
Seaman and Ruggerite Yoshitha Rajapakse was this evening expected to be diagnosed as suffering from seasickness in a bid to avoid being remanded behind bars ...
Read More »‘All Allegations Must Be Investigated’ Says Ranil At Davos, ‘Except The One Where I Lied About Scrapping Port City’
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe today went as far as Geneva in order to convey the news to the country that he has gone back on ...
Read More »Belgian Businessman Confirmed As Only The Second Person In The World To Trust Ravi, After Ranil
A Belgian Billionaire, who has about the right amount of money to make the Finance Minister’s eyes light up, was today confirmed as only the ...
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