A consumer group that asked Speaker Karu Jayasuriya to investigate the used of substandard oil in the Parliament kitchen has itself reported back, indicating that ...
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Melania Set To Endorse Hilary After Her Speechwriters Start Copying Michelle’s Latest Speech
Wife of Republican presidential nominee and general douchebag Donald Trump, Melania, is set to make a surprise endorsement of Hilary Clinton in her next speech ...
Read More »Melania Trump Says ‘Obata Sathutuida Dan’ To Her Detractors; Mahinda Not Sathutui
The plagiarism furore surrounding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s wife Melania took a further twist today when she asked her detractors if they are ‘happy ...
Read More »Internet Addiction Added To List Of Mental Disorders Which Includes Being A SL Politician
A leading Psychiatrist has said that Internet Addiction should be classified as a Mental Disorder and added to the list which includes being a Sri ...
Read More »Govt Forgets To Include ‘Luxury Cars For Ministers’ In List Of Price Controlled Items
The Ministry of Commerce today said that they conveniently forgot to include a key essential item in the list of price controlled goods which it ...
Read More »Namal Says He Deliberately Wanted Go To Prison To Capture Pokemon Inside
Shadow Foreign Minister Namal Rajapakse said he was thrilled at being in prison after successfully capturing several Pokemon during a 12 hour period after being ...
Read More »Darth Vader Refuses To Join Shadow Cabinet Citing Extremely Dark Forces Amongst His Colleagues
Evil overlord Darth Vader said that he has turned down the offer an invitation to join the Shadow Cabinet after sensing evil forces in operation ...
Read More »Trump Calls On Harsha, Harin & Rosie To Support Clinton After Their Impact On Brexit Vote
Mad hatter Donald Trump has asked the trio of Sri Lankan politicians who had the opposite impact to their desired mission on the Brexit vote, ...
Read More »Inspired By ‘Brexit’ SL Considering Withdrawing From SAARC Under Campaign Titled ‘SLEAVE’
Following the mind-boggling news that a country that invaded and planted themselves in other countries for decades has decided that it doesn’t want any people ...
Read More »Protocol For Dealing With Protocols Where Protocols Aren’t Followed To Be Protocoled: Govt
Following a recent outburst at a school prize giving ceremony where the infantile behaviour was displayed by the adults rather than the children, the Government ...
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