Following the historic ruling by the US Judiciary granting equal rights for gay people to be as unhappy as non gays, the Sri Lanka government said ...
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Members of Parliament Prevented From Screwing Up Country until August 17th
As a result of the Air Conditioning system in Parliament failing last night, Pundits have predicted that Sri Lanka has entered a new, albeit brief, ...
Read More »Politicians Allowed Back on to Pavements to Sell False Election Promises
After the Mayor of Colombo recently reversed a policy that allowed pedestrians to freely walk on the pavements of Colombo without hindrance, a number of ...
Read More »Vasu to Party Like it’s a General Election
Prominent leftist and general moaner Vasudiva Nanayakkara revealed today that he plans to inaugurate a new political party ahead of the proposed general election. The ...
Read More »Media stirs up Speciesism against minority Jelly Fish community
The Media were today accused of stirring up Specieism when they started questioning the increasing numbers and motives of Jellyfish along the Southern Coast. The ...
Read More »SLFP decides only Mahinda can ruin the country
Over the weekend a committee appointed by the SLFP unanimously decided that only Mr Mahinda would be able to successfully ruin the country and therefore ...
Read More »Ravi K Takes Out Family Insurance Policy
The Head of Finance of Yahapaalanaya Limited took out a Family Insurance Policy today when it emerged that he was not involved in the appointment ...
Read More »Former Sri Lankan Airlines Chairman Encounters Turbulence
The former Chairman of Sri Lankan Airlines was injured last morning when the airline he was travelling on was subject to serious turbulence during a ...
Read More »Jayalalitha is Bookies Favourite to be First Person Stuck on India – Sri Lanka Road
No sooner news broke that plans were underway to build a road connecting India and Sri Lanka, several leading bookies slashed the odds on controversial ...
Read More »Re-Remand (The Judge Says To Inspector)
The Artful Dodger (a.k.a Sajin Vass) today released the hit track Re-Remand, a cover version of his nineties hit (see video below), during his brief ...
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