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The President last evening redefined the word neutral after saying he would not support anyone in the upcoming elections unless they were contesting under the name Mahinda Rajapakse, in which case he will could go in to reverse gear and make a dent in his campaign.
The President speaking to the nation last evening and addressed a number of unsolved mysteries including why he had to give the former President a nomination from the UPFA and what really happened to the Titanic “Mahinda thinks he is can steam ahead but what happened at the Presidential Election was only the tip of the iceberg. The final song of MR’s Titanic will be Newa Gilunath Ban Chun, played for the second time this year on August 17th”
“Even if the UPFA wins there are other suitable candidates with the name Rajapakse who can are no better qualified to become Prime Minister. So basically they are screwed” he said adding another nail in to the coffin, one of several hammered in last evening.
“No President has been insulted like I have been in the past two weeks. Oh, expect maybe the former President in January which is why I beat him at the last election. ”
Maithri also announced that the price of Mahinda’s Gas was reduced by Rs 100 overnight as a result of the speech.
