Trump Says If He Loses US Elections, He Will Join SLC As They Share Similar Views On Women

Presidential candidate and all-round douche bag Donald Trump said that he is no longer worried about losing the US presidential election as he can then join the ranks of Sri Lanka Cricket Management, who allegedly share some of his views when it comes to the treatment of women.

Speaking just after the last presidential debate Mr. Trump said, “While I had intended on becoming president of the United States it’s obvious that the I don’t have the right temperament for the job. I anyway only got involved for a laugh and even I don’t know how stupid people can be to have chosen me. Anyway, I’ve got to play along and I can’t change from being a corrupt, misogynistic,  buffoon to be the POTUS.”

“But in the event I lose the election I was worried about what options I had available. And now it appears that there is an organisation in Sri Lanka whose management and I share similar views on inappropriate behavior towards women – which is that it is entirely appropriate. It seems that while the team’s locker room talk is about deciding match strategies, the SLC board room talk is much more the kind of language I like to use,” he added.

“I don’t know much about cricket but I have a few tips that will help the team improve including to make sure that they grope the ball if it is hit in the air and make sure they engage in stroke play.”

A spokesman for SLC said, “We look forward to having Trump on board as we both believe that ‘harass’ is actually two words.”