The government today kicked started what it termed its most effective waste management programme by initiating the immediate disposal of all stinking and filthy rich ...
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‘Shut Stable Door After Horse Has Bolted, Had Kids, Remarried And Opened Own Stable': Govt’s Special Problem Solving Approach
Successive governments of Sri Lanka have been discovered to operate a secret department which directs overall problem solving named ‘getting to the station once the ...
Read More »Makers Of Monopoly Tell Customers Who Want Spare ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ Cards To Contact Ranil Wickramasinghe
The publishers of family board game Monopoly have asked all customers who require replacement Get Out Of Jail Free cards to contact Sri Lankan Prime ...
Read More »I Went With Thathi To Meet Putin Because I’m The Ivanka Trump Of Sri Lanka: Daham
The boy who has travelled more times with the President than Maithripala’s passport, Daham Sirisena, today defended his freebie trip to Moscow saying that he ...
Read More »Wimal Granted Bail Under Exceptional Circumstance Of Reaching Avurudu Kumaraya Final
Sri Lanka’s latest comedy show, the legal system, today said that it comedian Wimal Weerawansa has been granted bail under an exceptional circumstance which was ...
Read More »Labourers And Domestics Start Practising Keeping A Straight Face While Preparing To Lie About Returning After Avurudu
Domestic helpers and labourers who have begun the winding down process ahead of Avurudu have begun practising how to mask their emotions while telling audacious ...
Read More »Govt Promotes ‘Stay Out Of Prison By Committing A Crime’ Campaign Featuring Hirunika And Arjuna Mahendran
The government today kicked off a new initiative to keep people out of prison by encouraging them to commit a crime like abduction or massive financial ...
Read More »Dialog Increases Investment In Sri Lanka By Setting Up Dedicated Spam Production Factory
The company that sends you more annoying texts than your mother, Dialog, today announced that they have broken ground in Madampitiya on a new dedicated ...
Read More »I Ended My Fast Because I Was Starved Of Attention And Hungry For Power: Wimal
Listed as an example of ‘Idiot’ in the Oxford Dictionary, Wimal Weerawansa has forced the nation to put its stock of champagne on ice after ...
Read More »I Am Going To Form Local Branch Of BJP: Mervyn Silva, After Going For The Modi Look
Having developed a new hirsute image, former MP Mervyn Silva is yet again attempting to re-enter politics and announced his plan to form a new ...
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