The Sri Lanka Army today complained that the Government was not providing enough funding to maintain the upkeep of the forces which has resulted, among ...
Read More »DOMESTIC
Tourism Minister Advises Sri Lankans To Apply Fair & Lovely Before Visiting Mirissa Bay
The Tourism Ministry has issued a statement requesting all Sri Lankans who have been barred from dining and drinking at establishments in Mirissa to apply ...
Read More »No Racist Graffiti On Walls Of Temple Trees So Still No Need To Issue Statement: President
Maithripala Sirisena today said that despite the emergence of a racist campaign supported a number of nationalistic idiots with a superiority complex, which continues to ...
Read More »Richest 1% of Sri Lankans Were Voted In By 99% Of Other Sri Lankans Reveals Inequality Study
A new study which used data from offshore bank accounts and cash contained in brown envelopes suggests that inequality in the country is growing at a ...
Read More »“Where Are You Now” Is Not A Song About Yahapaalanaya Anniversary Says Justin Bieber
A boy who can sing pop songs very well, Justin Bieber, today said that his recent hit single “Where Are You Now” was not officially ...
Read More »Female Prisoners Protest Against Hirunika’s Arrest After Fears She Will Win Miss Jail Bird 2016
A number of female prisoners are staging a protest in the state prison after hearing the news that President of Thug Life – Sri Lanka ...
Read More »Rupavahini To Be Made In To A Netflix Show In Bid To Boost Viewing Figures In Sri Lanka
The Media Ministry this afternoon announced that it had begun work to turn state broadcasting channel, Rupavahini, into a multi-episode series to made available on ...
Read More »Hirunika Appointed ‘Head Of Thug Life – Sri Lanka’ As Mervyn Sacked For Reporting Declining Abduction Numbers
MP and non-holder of a Law Degree Hirunika Premachadra, was today appointed as Head Of Thug Life – Sri Lanka, after the previous top dog ...
Read More »Ravi Karunanayake’s Latest Brainwave: Nationalise Largest Blue Sapphire In Bid To Increase Govt Assets
Minister Of 4 Hour Budget Readings Ravi Karunanayake, today announced that he will be tabling a proposal to nationalise the world’s largest Blue Sapphire, which ...
Read More »‘Singha-Le’ Campaign Hits Roadblock As Lions Refuse To Donate Blood To Racist Idiots
A campaign devised to promote racial superiority and division, organised by a group of people dubbed ‘racist idiots’, hit a snag last evening when the ...
Read More »