The public have been asked to be vigilant and contact the police should they see anyone that looks like Wijedasa Rajapakse as it may actually ...
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Cricketers Who Score 50 And Complain Of Pains Should In Future Only Score 49 Says Sports Minister
Dayasiri Jayasekera today said that any national cricketers who complain of pain after scoring a half century should stop making runs after notching up 49 ...
Read More »Volleyball To Be Replaced By ‘Supporting Any Team That Plays Against India’ As National Sport
The Sports Minister today announced that he was considering the proposal to make ‘Supporting Any Team That Play’s Against India’ as the country’s national sport, ...
Read More »Pakistan Cricket Team Having A Terrible ICC Champions Trophy Say Bookies
Indian bookmakers are reportedly up in arms against the Pakistani cricket team and planning a boycott of fixing the final if the team does not ...
Read More »Pensioners Say They Know How Millennials Feel To Be Without Wi Fi As Postal Strike Commences
Pensioners have been forced to use something called email in to order to communicate with the outside world after their version of the internet, commonly ...
Read More »Ravi Given Permission To Buy Lottery Tickets After The Numbers Have Been Drawn
Jackpot winner Ravi Karunanayake has been given permission to purchase lottery tickets for all future draws after the numbers have been drawn. The Foreign Minister, ...
Read More »I Came Back From America After No One In SL Returned My Ring Cut Calls From My US Phone: Ranil
Ranil Wickremasinghe said that he had to come back from his American sojourn after no one was returning his calls that made from his US ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Favourites To Win ICC One Bump Champions Trophy
Bookies around the world have shortened the odds of Sri Lanka claiming the inaugural ICC One Bump Champions Trophy after witnessing the team’s performance at ...
Read More »SL Cricket Team Request Bowling From Only One End To Save Time In Remaining Champions Trophy Matches
The Sri Lankan Cricket team today submitted a request to the ICC to allow them to bowl from only one end of the pitch in ...
Read More »‘No Humans In Heaven Yet. So Far It’s Only Animals Who Qualified,’ Says God, Adding ‘Except Cats’
In a statement issued last evening, God has confirmed that not a single human has met the criteria required to enter heaven and that current ...
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