The International Cricket Council today announced that it would provide compensation to Sri Lankan Wicketkeeper – Batsman Kusal Perera, who was suspended for doping charges ...
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Mahendran Assumes Ex Central Bank Governor Role; Maithri Hands Over Letter Of Disappointment
Arjun Mahendran today started his new role as the former Governor of the Central Bank, and was officially disappointed by President Maithiripala Sirisena who handed ...
Read More »Arjun Aloysius Starts Tracing Relationship To New Central Bank Governor Dr. Coomaraswamy
Part owner of Perpetual Treasuries Arjun Aloysius has begun the process of searching for any family relationship Dr. Indrjit Coomaraswamy in order to force a ...
Read More »Ceiling Fan, Whose Son Wasn’t Admitted To School, Charged With Attempted Murder Of Minister
A ceiling fan is being held in custody after attempting to murder Minister Palitha Thevarapperuma last afternoon following the news that the fan’s son was ...
Read More »Life Expectancy Of Sri Lankans Increase; People To Suffer Additional Years Of Govt Ineptitude
Following the news that the life expectancy of Sri Lankans had increased by an average of six years since 2001 the entire population has complained ...
Read More »Trump Calls On Harsha, Harin & Rosie To Support Clinton After Their Impact On Brexit Vote
Mad hatter Donald Trump has asked the trio of Sri Lankan politicians who had the opposite impact to their desired mission on the Brexit vote, ...
Read More »Inspired By ‘Brexit’ SL Considering Withdrawing From SAARC Under Campaign Titled ‘SLEAVE’
Following the mind-boggling news that a country that invaded and planted themselves in other countries for decades has decided that it doesn’t want any people ...
Read More »Journalism Replaced By Crap News (And Tissues) At Daily Mirror
The Daily Mirror today announced that in a major shake-up, real news would be finally taking a back seat to news about crap as the ...
Read More »If Allegations Against Me Are Proved I Will Go Home, Like I Do Every Evening, Says Arjuna
Minister for Ports and Shipping Arjuna Ranatunga today said that he will go home, just like he does every evening if any of the allegations of ...
Read More »‘Unlike A Govt Issued One, The Bond Between Us Has No Maturity Date’: Ranil to Mahendran
Ranil Wickremasinghe today announced that he would be issuing a single Bond with no maturity date and an outstanding yield and that it has been ...
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