Daniel Craig who last evening announced his retirement having portraying 007 in the last four movies of the franchise indicated that the producers should consider ...
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Girl Who Tried To Take Perfect Selfie For Over 5 Days Unaware Of Swelling Flood Around Her
A girl from Biyagama whose photo, like insanity through Parliament, has gone viral said that she was not trying to take selfie in the flood, ...
Read More »Mervyn Goes Full Retard; Claims He Is In Power After Creating Joint Opposition to Joint Opposition
Former Minister Mervyn Silva, who has surpassed levels of full retard, today announced that by creating a Joint Opposition party which opposes the current Joint ...
Read More »We Pay Workers A Lot For Stitching Not A Lot: Manufacturers On Beyonce’s Skimpy Clothing Line
A number of Sri Lankan apparel manufacturers, who have come under fire for allegedly paying low wages to their staff who produce clothes for Beyonce’s ...
Read More »Ranil’s Bullet Proof Car Purchase Approved As Long As He Doesn’t Lower Shutters For Strangers
Parliament is close to delivering a verdict on one of the most closely followed and nationally important issues regarding Ranil’s purchase of two bullet proof ...
Read More »Foreign Ministry Confirms Agreeing to Pay For MR’s Travel To Uganda Only, Not To Return
The Foreign Ministry today responded to claims that it paid for Mahinda Rajapakse’s recent trip to Uganda saying it only agreed to pay for his ...
Read More »Maithri Returns From Anti-Corruption Summit; Mahinda Back From Anti Anti-Corruption Meeting
While sitting president Maithripala Sirisena is set to arrive in India following his visit to the UK to attend an Anti-Corruption summit, former President Mahinda ...
Read More »Ten Year Old Sri Lankan Girl Scores Higher IQ Than Combined Members Of Parliament
A ten-year-old Sri Lankan girl residing in the UK not only passed the Mensa IQ test with the highest possible mark at a recent sitting ...
Read More »Public To Wash Clothes In Shrimp Feed & Bathe In Diamonds As Water Declared Non-Essential Good
Several women have complained that they will have to endure bathing with their best friend as a result of the V.A.T increase imposed on the ...
Read More »Public Asked To Be 15% Less Ill In Order To Avoid The Increase in V.A.T. On Healthcare
The Government, whose definition of essential services does not seem to include healthcare, has issued a notice asking all those who are planning on falling ...
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