Former MP and magician Mervin Silva, whose performance routine included a disappearing act, today said that UNP politician Hirunika Premachandra could have avoided the drama ...
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New Hangman At Gallows Still Getting To Grips With Operating Manual As Prisoner Hoisted In Incorrect Angle
The newly-appointed hangman is under threat of losing his job after it was revealed that his first procedure had completely malfunctioned, leaving the prisoner in ...
Read More »OPENING SEQUENCE TO EXCLUSIVE SL EDITION OF STAR WARS REVEALED
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Read More »Mahinda Rajapakse’s Year In Review Released
People Begin Deciding Which Of Last Year’s Christmas Presents Can Be Re-Gifted This Year
A number of people who are planning on celebrating Christmas have begun the process of evaluating and selecting the shit and unused presents received last ...
Read More »IPaidABribe Website Launched In Sri Lanka; IReceivedABribe.lk Keeps Redirecting To SL Customs Website
Sri Lanka’s Information and Communication Technology Agency’s Celebration In Helping Launch A Localised Version Of The IPaidABribe website were cut short last evening after a ...
Read More »Government Mulls Proposal To Create Dedicated Lane For Protesters
The Government today announced that while is it likely to reject a request by the Hazardous Bus Driver’s Association for a separate lane, it would ...
Read More »Loss of Caps Lock and Shift Keys Prevent Man From Arguing Online
A man who gained fame online as a master debater spending up to four hours a day being pedantic with a determination to be right ...
Read More »The Federation Of Criminals Demand All Laws Be Removed As It Is Hampering Their Profession Following Request By Bus Owners Association To Lift Lane Restriction Rules
A demand by the Private Bus Owner’s Association Of Sri Lanka for the removal of the restrictions imposed by the police to adhere to lane ...
Read More »Major General Of Scarf Draping And Lieutenant Against Invasion Of Personal Space Only Senior Positions Left In Mahinda’s 102 Member Security Detail
The Secretary to the former President has written to current President Maithripala Sirisena to complain about the inadequacy of the personal security detail provided to ...
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