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SL Fan Asks Rohit Sharma If He Can Fund A Return Ticket To Send Thisara Perera Back Home Early
The Sri Lankan cricket fan who was generously donated a return air ticket by Indian skipper Rohit Sharma has asked if the name on the ...
Read More »India Cricket Board Tells Sri Lanka Cricket ‘He Who Smelt It, Dealt It’
The BCCI has informed SLC that it is the Indian team who should be wearing face masks and accused the Sri Lankans of polluting the ...
Read More »DMC Warns Public To Stay Away From Areas Prone To Collapse, Like Sri Lanka’s Batting Lineup
As a result of the prevailing inclement batting performance of the Sri Lankan team, the Disaster Management Centre has warned the public to stay away ...
Read More »At This Rate, We Won’t Win In 2019 And They Will Take Away Our 1996 World Cup Win: Arjuna
The least dodgy of the Ranatunga brothers and former captain of Sri Lanka has expressed concern that his World Cup winning side will have their ...
Read More »Witchcraft Lady’s ODI and T20 Charges Are Double Those For Tests And I Couldn’t Afford All Formats: Chandimal
Sri Lanka’s surprise cricketer (considering one does not know what form he will turn up in) Dinesh Chandimal today said that the reason they were ...
Read More »‘ODI Series Against Pakistan Was A Personal Celebration Of Oktoberfest And Halloween For Me’: Thisara
Thisara Perera, who purchased a buy-one-get-one-free ticket to his local Oktoberfest for just himself, today said that despite the Sri Lanka team suffering an ODI ...
Read More »SLC Lobby ICC To Adopt Other Pastel Coloured Balls After Beating Pakistan In Test Series With Pink Ball
Sri Lanka Cricket has asked the ICC to consider using other pastel coloured balls for the team’s future test matches after clinching the test series ...
Read More »Thilanga Thanks West Indies For Helping Sri Lanka Qualify For World Cup By Letting Chris Gayle Play For SL
Cricket Board President sans excellence, Thilanga Sumathipala, today announced a victory of his presidency when he extended an invitation to West Indies batsman Chris Gayle ...
Read More »Firefighters Called In As Mini Effigy Of Thisara Set Alight Last Night Still Ablaze After 12 Hours
Residents of Dambulla have been warned not leave their houses due the toxic fumes emanating from the miniature effigy of Thisara Perera set alight during ...
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