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E-commerce giant Alibaba has informed the Ministry of Parliament that it is interesting in investing in the country in search of forty thieves to complete ...

A group of peaceful law abiding homosexual citizens were forced into hiding after a Cabinet replete of crooked, dodgy, homophobic ministers decided that a group ...

The Government of Sri Lanka has informed the public that they should learn how to drink foreign exchange, and shower in Fanta (the cream soda version, ...

President Maithripala Sirisena outlined a number of suggestions to help the country conserve electricity in the face of a drought predicted by Water Board, including ...

A spokesman for the Government said that plans were underway to install Trump’s Golden Showers across the country following the warning from the Water Board ...

Chief shouter of the Joint Opposition, Wimal Weerawansa is expected to be exported to Europe within the next month after gaining GSP+ status from the ...

A giant squirrel had taken the helm at news publication Daily Mirror after the former editor was hospitalised for publishing a story about a giant ...

Following yet another protest in the south of the country over the weekend, etymologists have said that a group of people who have been described ...

The Yahapaalanaya Government said that it would be celebrating the second anniversary of coming into power with the accepted modern gift theme to mark the ...

Unable to find tabloid and gossip publication Daily Mirror to light his cigarette, a man had to instead resort to using a twenty rupee note ...