Former President and part-time construction engineer, Mahinda Rajapakse said that had he still been in power, a highway to Mars would have already been constructed ...
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Owner Of Most Expensive Car Imported To SL Relived To Hear Rabukwella Has License Suspended
The owner of a Rolls Royce Wraith, touted to be the most expensive car imported to Sri Lanka, has said he is finally happy to ...
Read More »‘We Are Only Doing To You What You Do To The Public’: IMF, On Charge Of Harassing Ravi
The IMF have countered allegations of harassing Finance Minister Ravi Karunanyake by saying that “he can dish it out but can’t seem to take it”. ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Runs Out Of Internet Bandwidth As Iraj’s Music Video Played On Repeat
As a result of Sri Lankans watching Iraj’s latest music video cum (pun intended) guide to getting it in on in the jungle on repeat ...
Read More »Officials At St Josephs In Conundrum As Father Of Student Comes In Pencil Skirt To Pick Up Child
The administrative staff at St. Joseph’s College have congregated outside the school and are currently trying to decide whether to permit a father of one ...
Read More »In Response To Pics of Gunshot Wounds, Ravi Wades In To Seek Public Sympathy For His Paper Cut
The recent battle for public sympathy between families of politicians took a further twist this afternoon after Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake’s cousin posted a picture ...
Read More »Biro Pen Sales Set To Plummet As Government Bans Appliances With Two Pin Round Plugs
Manufacturers of biro pens have formed an association to discuss the threat posed by the decision to ban round pin plugs including the two pin ...
Read More »SL Men In ‘Is That A Beer Belly Or Is She Pregnant?’ Conundrum, As Women Increase Beer Intake
Lankan men are trying to avoid making one of biggest social faux pas of their lives by trying to figure out if expanded midriffs of ...
Read More »Ranil Vows To Rescue Country From Debt Trap. ‘Oh No, You Won’t’ Say Banks and Finance Companies
Several banks and finance companies have said they will thwart efforts by Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe to rid the country of debt, by enticing more ...
Read More »‘I’m To Ill To Die’ Claims Duminda Silva, As He Plots Checking Into Hospital To Avoid Sentence
After last afternoon’s ruling during which Duminda Silva and four other personnel were sentenced to death for the assassination of MP Baratha Lakshman the accused ...
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