Host Broadcasters of the forthcoming Champions Trophy to be held in England this June, during which former Sri Lankan cricket captain Kumar Sangakkara will be ...
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Public Say New Waste Disposal Programme Must Start With Dumping Of Stinking, Filthy Politicians
The government today kicked started what it termed its most effective waste management programme by initiating the immediate disposal of all stinking and filthy rich ...
Read More »‘Shut Stable Door After Horse Has Bolted, Had Kids, Remarried And Opened Own Stable': Govt’s Special Problem Solving Approach
Successive governments of Sri Lanka have been discovered to operate a secret department which directs overall problem solving named ‘getting to the station once the ...
Read More »Makers Of Monopoly Tell Customers Who Want Spare ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ Cards To Contact Ranil Wickramasinghe
The publishers of family board game Monopoly have asked all customers who require replacement Get Out Of Jail Free cards to contact Sri Lankan Prime ...
Read More »I Went With Thathi To Meet Putin Because I’m The Ivanka Trump Of Sri Lanka: Daham
The boy who has travelled more times with the President than Maithripala’s passport, Daham Sirisena, today defended his freebie trip to Moscow saying that he ...
Read More »Wimal Granted Bail Under Exceptional Circumstance Of Reaching Avurudu Kumaraya Final
Sri Lanka’s latest comedy show, the legal system, today said that it comedian Wimal Weerawansa has been granted bail under an exceptional circumstance which was ...
Read More »Labourers And Domestics Start Practising Keeping A Straight Face While Preparing To Lie About Returning After Avurudu
Domestic helpers and labourers who have begun the winding down process ahead of Avurudu have begun practising how to mask their emotions while telling audacious ...
Read More »Dog’s Attempted Escape From House Foiled By Over Zealous Animal Lovers On Social Media
Tired of having to ‘give the paw’ every mealtime in order to be fed and offended with his racist name of ‘Blackie’, a stray dog ...
Read More »Govt Promotes ‘Stay Out Of Prison By Committing A Crime’ Campaign Featuring Hirunika And Arjuna Mahendran
The government today kicked off a new initiative to keep people out of prison by encouraging them to commit a crime like abduction or massive financial ...
Read More »Dialog Increases Investment In Sri Lanka By Setting Up Dedicated Spam Production Factory
The company that sends you more annoying texts than your mother, Dialog, today announced that they have broken ground in Madampitiya on a new dedicated ...
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