Chief shouter of the Joint Opposition, Wimal Weerawansa is expected to be exported to Europe within the next month after gaining GSP+ status from the ...
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Giant Squirrel Escapes And Appointed Daily Mirror Editor After Latter Hospitalised For Inability To Discern News
A giant squirrel had taken the helm at news publication Daily Mirror after the former editor was hospitalised for publishing a story about a giant ...
Read More »After Dubiousness Added To Judging Criteria, Ravi Selected Asia-Pac Finance Minister For 2016
Just as hope was rising that 2017 was off to a good start, The Banker magazine have gone and put a spanner in the works ...
Read More »Yahapaalanaya Celebrate Second Anniversary With Accepted Modern Gift Theme: China
The Yahapaalanaya Government said that it would be celebrating the second anniversary of coming into power with the accepted modern gift theme to mark the ...
Read More »Man Forced To Use Twenty Rupee Note Instead Of Daily Mirror To Light Cigarette
Unable to find tabloid and gossip publication Daily Mirror to light his cigarette, a man had to instead resort to using a twenty rupee note ...
Read More »Ranil and Harsha Clarify Car Plant Saga: Not Volkswagen But Hot Wheels And Lego
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe aimed to clarify the situation with regards to the proposed car plant saying that although he had initially indicated that European ...
Read More »I Toppled Previous Government So I Can Definitely Topple This Government As Well: Mahinda
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has said that his experience in toppling his own Government will serve him well when he decides to topple the current ...
Read More »December Misappropriated More Funds From People Than The Former Government Says FCID
The month of December has been reported to the FCID for allegedly taking money from everyone who was having fun and celebrating Christmas and New ...
Read More »Newlyweds Who Went To Airport Early For New Check-In Time Celebrate Silver Wedding Anniversary On Reaching Departure Gate
An advisory from the Sri Lankan Aviation Authority regarding the new check-in time has already caused a major issue when a newlywed couple who came ...
Read More »Sri Lankans Celebrate Day Of Mourning Date Change
Sri Lankans up and down the country have broken out in celebration on the news that a day of mourning initially set for 31st December ...
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