Archbishop Cardinal Malcolm Ranjith today issued an apology for the mix-up which saw the Catholic Church print rapper Tupac Shakur’s version of Hail Mary, saying ...
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After ‘Hail Mary’ Mix Up, SL Choir Suspect ‘I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In’ Is A Driveby Anthem
Following the major mix up which briefly raised the prospect that Tupac Shakur is still alive, choir masters up and down the country have been ...
Read More »MasterChef Buddhism, Where Cooks Use Detached Stoves, In Doubt After Customs Seize Aprons
The latest spin-off of the reality TV cooking franchise, MasterChef Buddhism, has been thrown into doubt after producers said that a shipment of aprons that ...
Read More »Zuckerberg Wasted Time On Jarvis; Could’ve Hired And Called Me Jarvis Instead: SL Domestic Kumara
Sri Lankan domestic Kumara has said that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has wasted his time trying to build an AI assistant named Jarvis and could ...
Read More »SL Maid Left Singapore A Businesswoman; Singapore Made Banker Comes To SL A Dodgy Bugger
Following the inspiring story about the Sri Lankan who left the island as a maid and ended up setting up her own business and became ...
Read More »Ravi’s Mouth Autocorrects ‘Loan’ To ‘Facility’ And Pronounces World Bank Loan As ‘Aid’
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake’s autocorrect function has yet to let him say loan properly with the most recent incident involving him announcing that a loan ...
Read More »Newscurry’s Christmas Gift Guide: Cardinal Approved Trees, Gifts For Your Local MP, The Unmarried And More
It’s Christmas week – you’ve spent your salary and bonus on alcohol, Santa isn’t real but the wrath of friends for whom you haven’t bought ...
Read More »MR Forced To Revise Proposed Name For His One Man Political Party After ‘Rogue One’ Released
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has been forced to re-think a name for his new party after the release of the latest Star Wars movie this ...
Read More »Behind The Scenes Feature In ‘2016: A Year Of Protests’ DVD Just A Still Of Rajapakse Family
A year-end DVD titled ‘Sri Lankan 2016 – 12 months Of Protests’ to be released next week will include a behind the scenes of feature ...
Read More »Parents Of Four Tell Kids Upset On Receiving Same Xmas Gift To Blame ‘Every Child Is Equal Movement’
The parents of four children, with the oldest aged 23 and the youngest aged 5, have said that their kids should blame the ‘Every Child ...
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